Could be worse (Phoenix)

I can fix all of this!

Waiting in line for diarrhea is amazing. Only in America.

The Suns are shit. And yes they kill everyone whose associated with them. I give it 2 more seasons MAX before Booker wants out.

China’s power is Trump’s jerk porn.

Or maybe one chooses not to view the world though rose tinted glasses.

They sent you to AZ?

Will they drop kick it off the top of my apartment building too or is that extra?

This is the dream (sigh)

PLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Arizona, where careers go to die

And its Sony so...

I love you

So much this. Mine is fucked.

I haven’t cared about the NBA since the mid 90's but I am soooo hot to watch some games with Zion.

See also Arizona

Shit, $500 extra would mean I could work like 1-2 less days a week at my 2nd job.

Making them is more fun than eating them.

Thats not better living through chemistry

Dude is a compulsive liar so its fully right to not believe him until proven otherwise.