“The dyslexic volleyball guy?”

I liked his take, her take was pretty juvenile. Don’t care for his music but I have to applaud his classy come back.

100% this

Has it occurred to you that YOU might be a serial killer?

Just Arizona being the armpit of the universe. As always...

Same. I was going to google it and if there was ever worse. But frankly I don’t care and then forgot to do it

Even more hilarity is that the year Amy Jo and the other Power Rangers were at Phoenix Fan Fusion and massively armed man walked through security and was only caught when people around him heard him talking on the phone. He had plans to kill one or all of them in a hail of gun fire.

I have heard this as well. I have no experience with it but my NON FiST is straight up junk. My daughter and I have a bet on whether it makes it to 100k miles. I’m betting it won’t.

As an owner of a non ST Fiesta. There’s no fucking way I’d every drive a Ford again. What a flaming pile of fucking garbage. I’d take my chances with a Fiat every day and in every way.

$100 says this only happened due to the shooting happening at a Wal-Mart.

The entire city of Phoenix

more money raised today than our opponent will see this month

And all I can think of when I read this is that some from The Mission UK. yuck

I get the sales vultures when I bring my shitty Fiesta in for service. I just smile and tell them its the biggest piece if shit I have ever owned and that if they really wanted that worthless hunk of shit I’d straight trade them for a new Explorer. Straight up trade.

I got my hands on half a chocolate bar with mj in it. The kind sold in Weed stores. I took 2 squares and waited 45 mins and nothing. Feeling jipped and having a long weekend to do nothing but try to escape my brain for a bit I took the entire rest of the bar. Don’t do that.

butt touching?

How about using the fucking computer to call balls and strikes. Umps have been increasingly bad, to the point where one has to wonder who the hitter’s real foe is: the pitcher or the ump.

Baseball is the perfect metaphor for America: It subscribes to a simpler time and place when life was simple, preaches old school values and traditions and refuses to change.

Warning: giving a shit what people think, and showing them the highlight reel of your personality leads nowhere.

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