Oh gurl...who hurt you?!?

Jezebel’s leading misogynist here to share his entirely unnecessary thoughts. (Also, definitely never heard men systematically complain about women’s dating behavior!  And also, I’m sure none of these women have been called an insulting name from this!).

The only winners here are TikTok and vibrator companies.

I don’t think feminism means what you think it means...

Dwayne The Rock Johnson isn’t really a person, and hasn’t been for years, he’s a limited liability corporation with a score of employees, including in the communications department.  This was crafted by someone whose job it is to speak for Johnson while he squats a VW and eats entire chickens.

It’s funny and also weird that we’re all having the same reaction to this. I truly can not imagine anything dumber than this feud, and I am totally here for it. Why? Is it the guilty pleasure of watching these two torpedo-headed slabs of brisket trade prissy notes over social media? Is it because the F&F franchise…

This is such a dumb feud, and I can’t help but love it. And, in this case, I’m with The Rock, in thinking it’s pretty damn low of Vin to invoke Paul Walker to try to guilt him into coming back.

Now, I ain’t sayin’ she’s a peppermint bark digger

Whatever the job, it’s incredibly well-paid, judging by the houses/apartments these people can afford.

Yeah, I’m not really sure where the “both-sides”ism is coming from here. Its not like Jez needs any access to the Chinese government. Call it what it is. They threatened her or her family and grounded her way to make a living until she retracted the statements that made them look bad.

Correct! And if there’s anyone in her family that has a job it wouldn’t be unheard of that they get fired or if there’s a cousin with college prospects that they don’t get into university all of a sudden.

Peng Shuai is never going to be completely safe again. She’s going to live her life under surveillance. She’s going to live her life under threat of violence.

Nice try, China. No one outside of China believes this retraction, heck, no one inside it believes it either.

I know we’re taking the middle path here but it’s clear what happened: She accused someone very powerful of sexual assault and she has been detained until she retracted the accusation.

Right they got paid $0 even as adults.

“They may be considered cultural relics by most people, but the Duggars’ four oldest daughters all have over a million Instagram followers, and the TLC’s follow-up show to 19 Kids and Counting, Counting On, was until its cancellation in 2021 still giving them both large paychecks and a massive platform to spread…

I thought masks were more about protecting the people around you than yourself. 

Here’s what I want to know... Did he get that pair from someone he knows? Did he find them in a drawer and they were his? Or did he buy them new for the sole purpose of this stunt?

I guess those same parents who are screaming at school board meetings that the government doesn’t have the right to require their 12-year-old daughter to wear a mask to school will be perfectly fine when that same government forces that same daughter to have her rapist’s baby.

never thought I’d live through the destruction of a country, but here I am.