Oh boy I forgot about that - what a deep cut and I live for this kind of petty.

Or this is Pete exerting revenge on Kanye for  sticking him with that dinner bill last year 

I think he has that funny/not “normal” attractive/troubled which means he is sexy/slightly dangerous/sad puppy thing going for him. I married one of those. It has been....ok. (should have just stuck to lots of hot sex)

Pete must be insanely charismatic.

Regarding Kristen Dunst and the pay disparity... I mean... she made seven million dollars. That is a shitload of money. While it is indeed $10 million fewer than Tobey got, Tobey played the titular character in a multi-billion dollar movie franchise- I mean, he WAS Spider-man, for fuck’s sake. At the end of the day,…

Wait... you think the difference between a good movie and a bad movie is the budget? Because I’m willing to bet a significant chunk of my salary that you agree that the Twilight franchise was garbage.

I can totally believe they knew how stupid the movies were but did it for the money anyway, and they knew didn’t have to care because people were going to love those movies no matter how much they sucked. What part of that is incorrect? Or do you just object to her admitting it?

I don’t know about edgy but I think it’s okay to hate your job even if it does pay millions of dollars. I don’t feel obligated to love anything no matter how much it pays. 🤷‍♀️

She is bisexual.

This motherfucker’s going to walk.

I love looking at the world through logarithms. It looks a lot less like the darkest timeline that way.

Mark my words: Lady Gaga is going to be the next EGOT. The Oscar was probably the toughest lift for her professionally - I could totally see her getting an Emmy for something random and a Tony is pretty much a foregone conclusion if she ever dips her toes into Broadway.

You seem to be struggling with trying to find things we are supposed to be mad about. Maybe take a vacay? 

OK, I’ll admit I’m not familiar with Woodley’s oeuvre. I know she was in the divergent movies (or whatever was the name of that YA post-apocalyptic franchise) and that she decided to jump ship when there was talk about the third and final movie being on TV or something. Other than that, I don’t know much about her,…

I’ve only seen her in late night interviews. This tracks.

And she was doing so by insulting some dude who was just buying coffee in the morning. So that shows what kind of person she is. The car comment could also be an elitist comment, or just that Rogers only drives a certain type of car. I choose to believe it’s elitist.

Anecdotal but having several run-ins with him and various girlfriends by very nature of where I live, he is dumb and malleable. Also, an awful person. Plus a lot of other mean adjectives. 

This is a reminder that the people out there who millions of people look up to aren’t there because of their intelligence.

Dear Ms. Woodley; please encourage Mr. Rodgers to freeze his sperm for future use/research. By preserving his little wrigglers, then getting a vaccine shot, the whole kerfuffle goes away.

I was wondering what happened to Shailene Woodley. She tried SO HARD to copy Jennifer Lawrence’s “I’M SO RELATABLE!” schtick and failed miserably at it. Nobody is going to take you seriously when you keep pitching new-age woo like eating clay in lieu of taking a vaccine, Shay-Shay.