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Guys like him can’t let things go. He’ll cheerfully spend every penny in court as long as “that bitch doesn’t get away with it.”

So, they are seperated, not divorced. He’s paying a million a year for support. Because they’re not divorced, then that gives him grounds to challenge the support amount? Seems to me a mil per annum is a small price to pay for what she’d most likely get from a full divorce. ‘Sides, Bobby...you’re like 150 years old.

Is it the greatest plastic surgery, or the greatest photo manipulation post-surgery? The world may never know.

I see what you did there. (.)(.)  ;)

I’d rather have them not get it than ROFL.

A female relative of mine was diagnosed with breast cancer at age 20 and died a year later. Starting screenings at 40 years old is not soon enough.

After I got mine I learned my boobs are dense, too. That tracks. Every time I tell my boobs a joke they just stare at me like they didn’t get it.

I vote we replace all Kardashian news with Tyler Gaca. We’ll be better people by the end of the week. His whole existence is calming to me.

Or you tell them what I told my nephew when he was spouting Qanon shit:

I love Tyler so much! He's brilliant!

It took me a few readings before I realized they were talking about Starr’s vehicle.

I love Tyler so much.  I follow both his accounts on Tik Tok.

My mom and dad got married because she was pregnant with me. They hadn’t known each other even a year. They were definitely in at least the beginning stages of love, though, if you look at their wedding pictures.

Pap smear. It’s a health screening for abnormal cervical cells. It’s colloquially referred to as “a pap.”

Fascist Barbie

Well, now she knows why her Dad got the vaccine in secret while still in office. Gotta keep the lies going, or at least make the truth deniable (I don’t believe he has ever personally confirmed getting the vaccine, just a release from Biden white house staff).

Think of it this way: getting the vaccine (even if you’re a despicable human being) ultimately benefits all of us. So get those trumpers in line for a jab for no other reason than it’s one less virus-carrier who might kill grandma.

I’m conflicted again! :D

So about a quarter of Americans won’t vaccinate, even before counting Democrats. At this rate there might not be herd immunity when vaccination efforts are complete.

Okay. My petty gay ass’s first thought was: well at least she’ll have less followers. But honestly, good, I’m glad that she is putting this out there. People need to ignore her father’s ignorance (is that a double negative?) and get the fucking vaccine so that the rest of us can live our lives again.