I envy those of you who live in a place where ordering sandwiches anyplace other than Subway is an actual option. 

I guess I have officially graduated to “old and out of touch”.
After reading this whole post, I can only summarize it as “I get it, but I really don’t get it”.

Everything

“I haven’t seen the film so I can’t speak to Riseborough’s performance”

Because “cinematography” isn’t just about making pretty, artsy pictures: it’s about the craft and expertise used so that those images amaze or astound. Top Gun Maverick’s cinematography was already astonishing from a technical level - but was still both coherent and beautiful at the same time.

It’s adorable* that a big sale for Nintendo is slashing the price of a $60 game released in 2019 (Link’s Awakening) by a whopping $18.

Nah the episode where Paris and Janeway become giant mudskippers then go on to make and abandon baby mudskippers on some strange planet was rock bottom. So bad it even got a Lower Decks reference

Kotaku is the only place I ever hear about this clown. We don’t care. 

Notice how Bannon and Dennis don’t actually blame Trump, they blame it on an “adviser” who led him astray.  They just can’t fathom Trump being responsible for anything himself.

am i the only person that doesn’t keep a lot of tabs open/running?

Can any of these celebrities just listen to a trans person for a minute before spouting off nonsense?  We aren't from fucking Jupiter, gender might be a more complicated subject then they think but its not rocket science.  I will always be in awe that so many people think a rich billionaire needs defending.

Republicans: “We must protect our 2nd Amendment rights even though the US has daily mass shootings!”

Doesn’t mean we have to like it, and the more you ignore/accept it the more ubiquitous it gets.

I miss Will Wright.

So he made a shitty hybrid? Truly a genius who has invented something new that completely does not exists /sarcasm.

Which is disgusting on so many levels.

It is presented as no stranger than if Vel or Cinta had shared a blanket with Cassian, or Nemik, or Skeen, or Taramyn: it just is.

I do wait for some games, but if I want to play it now, I guess I’m glad I’m in a position where waiting a year to save $35 isn’t that important to me, and I hope others get there soon. 

So I was one of the like...six people on the planet who didn’t hype themselves to Mars prior to the release of this game

Just shaking my damn head...Udoka should have known better! Hasn’t he been paying attention, especially given our #MeToo climate? And being engaged to a legit Black Queen like Nia Long? Come on, man!