I’m not. I was looking forward to next winter playing Starfield!

Open World RPG? Nope. Battle for Middle-Earth III? Nope. A fucking mobile strategy game. *sigh* Whatever.

I’m sure these photos are great for the gram.

You just blew my mind. Think i’ll spend more time gardening than gaming this summer.

I quite GTA Online in 2017. Never looked back. Red Dead Online? Never spent a dime on it...quit it after a year of nonsense. And as for 2K...nope. NBA 2K21 was my last NBA 2K. And I won’t be suckered into buying non-tangible bullshit items in video games. Microtransactions is greed. And it’s the fucking worse thing to…

I get ear infections easily. So swabs are stupid. Warm water in a ear squirt bottle and squeeze really hard into my ear. No problem. Ears cleaned. Doctor once told me if it gets too nasty again...a dab of peroxide with the warm water. 

Side effects probably include diarrhea. Cause all these fucking pills do!

The only liquor that spoils in my house is the kind that comes back up. If you’re a chucker, don’t bother coming over. Take your wasteful, lightweight ass to a bar.

“I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.” - Anakin Sky-something or other.

I would HIGHLY recommend watching WandaVision before seeing Mutliverse of Madness. It’ll help you understand Wanda’s goals and what drives her. I also recommend watching Loki and also What If?!... just to keep up on the multiverse storyline.

My Pillow Pants is at it again. My goodness.

Really? My uncle jack works with elephants! I help him all the time.

I signed an NDA. I actually cannot talk about any specific aspects of the game itself.

I have played this technical test today and it’s very much a Ubisoft game. It has a more serious Sea of Thieves vibe. All kinds of upgrades for ships and stuff. This could be a winner if Ubisoft doesn’t do negative Ubisoft things to it like they have with their other live service games.

Disney and its parks will still be around in Florida long after DeSantis is out of office. Just sayin’.

Media blowing this WAY out of proportion as per fucking usual! She got served with legal court documents on a stage where she was discussing her latest movie at a convention from process server. 100% not a slight against her. 100% out of Jason’s control. Let’s move the fuck on!

Everyone tries to avoid any envelope delivered by a process server. If they see them coming, they’ll do anything to avoid being handed or taking said envelopes. Process servers have to be deceitful and sneaky in their delivery. It happens more often than people think.

Process servers deliver anytime, anywhere the person receiving such documents is at. I mean, it’s inconvenient anywhere you get served court papers. BUT you’d be surprised by how many people dodge and avoid process servers. Is the timing suspicious? Of course. But still...gotta serve them papers when you can.

I was just going to do another playthrough of Just Dance! Oh darn!

Never heard of Snickers being referred to as having “dick veins” but thank you for ruining Snickers for me.