I’m really high, so that was reeeeally funny.

I like my steak rare but goddamn! Raw! What’s next after bison? People?!?!?!

Valhalla has gone the opposite way of where I thought it would go after Odyssey. Instead of immersion (where I thought they would go) they went feet first into fantasy with these Valhalla DLC’s!

I pre-ordered my tickets a few months back through AMC. Same price it has always been the last few years.

Those CDPR Steam discussion threads were filling with Russian players displeased by their decision. Imagine if Steam shuts down in Russia? Ooof.

I only pre-rinse dishes that clearly have no business being in a dishwasher.

Good luck Dennis in your future endeavors. It’s been a pleasure reading your SNL reviews!

Got excited there for a second. [tiptoes quietly away]

I would love to play Elden Ring. But to save my sanity I must pass. As a chill gamer, any game that is infuriatingly difficult sends me into a rage (especially dying over and over again) and I am at the point where any kind of rage has no place in my life. Goosfrabah bro!

Awwww shit! A slew of all new “gamer raging” videos is about to hit!

The updates for The Special Edition Skyrim messed up mods, just so Bethesda could update their store and launcher...the updates were never for the game. Most frustrating shit about Bethesda Launcher. Glad it’s going! Unfortunately, the store updates will most likely always be a problem for modders.

I have bought one game from a launcher (Ubisoft Connect) only because the game wasn’t available on Steam (Assassin’s Creed Valhalla). Big mistake. If I knew the problems that would entangle with the launcher I would have even settled for buying it on Epic.

Details are important.

I have it on PC for my beefy rig but even with the 1.5 update, it’s not enough to get me back into playing. CD Projekt Red has had 14 months to fix the game. And it’s still busted (on PS4)? They need to fix and get on with new content or I’m done with the game permanently! I’ve moved on once, I got no problem…

I agree. Adaptive triggers are great for some of the gameplay (guns) but driving is already “meh” in the game and it just slogs it down. For most games I do have the adaptive triggers off, as cool as they are, sometimes can be a hinderance. 

Food is shit anyways. For the price of a few combo meals I can make a weeks worth of healthy food at home.

I’m glad I didn’t get hyped up for this 1.5 patch like I did for it’s launch 14 months ago. Lessons were learned that day. And yet still, this update is only that. Which is fine, but the next DLC better rustle my jimmies is all i’m sayin.

I am glad I am married. Being single or out in the dating scene must suck these days.

Expensive fireworks.

Racing with a controller is absolutely the fucking worse! But with these game prices, I can’t fathom buying a overly priced steering wheel controller for just a few overly priced racing games.