Really, Shaq is winning?

Shaw punches down. It’s not fun.

Damn, how are you guys gonna declare the bully the victor? Shaq comes off as a sensitive penis in this exchange. Isn’t this why he and Kobe had beef, too?

“Stick to cooning”

Calling Shaq’s jokes “good lines” explains why Jay Leno had a career.

The best part is that since McGee’s game is fundamentally dependent on other players (not an insult, he’s just not a ball handler) to succeed, even if he averages 25 a game for the rest of the season shaq can continue to attribute it with some degree of accuracy to his teammates.

The Warriors are probably the perfect team for him. They don’t need someone else to score for them but I have no doubt about his abilities on defense.

I love Shaq.

This is what makes the NBA great... could you imagine Terry Bradshaw and Jay Cutler talking shit to each other like this?

When the Warriors got him, I was afraid that he’d do something like run over Curry, but he’s been darn good. His instincts will never match his raw physicality, but the Warriors don’t ask him to be a great all-around player, just do what he does well.

I almost spilled my coffee on my keyboard when I read JaVale drop the word “cooning” in there. Holy shit, SHOTS FIRED. Do you guys think GSW management intervenes?

Shaq needs to find some new material. McGee’s a genuinely good guy and he’s experiencing a career revival with Golden State. His knucklehead plays are very infrequent. Hey BubbaShaq: Find someone else to pick on, and step away from the buffet table!

Kick rocks is a tragically underused phrase these days.

This beef is the best in the way that Japanese soldiers stuck on a remote Pacific island until 1964 eating shoots and grubs finally getting a can of Dinty Moore would declare it the best.

Shaq is a dick. Cracking jokes or whatever happens. But now you’re singling out a journeyman.... for what, Barkley’s studio laughs?

This is Grade A beef, and I love it. Between this and the Wizards having a damn good season, the NBA is actually above-average enjoyable for me this year.

For me this is psychological bullying, why Shaq is triying so hard to humilate a player that got no rings, an probably les IQ than him? I dont found it funny anymore, an i love Shaq, is kind of sad.

I bet you declared Trump the winner in his twitter beef with Nordstrom, too

After getting blue-balled by that flaccid trade deadline, NBA fans desperately needed a hot beef injection and this one really delivered a huge load.

Which is the name of my slightly odd nearby barbers.
All they really do is cut hair.