Clearly not a fan of his teammates having a ball.

I have a feeling he’ll find a way to overcome this relatively small obstacle in his path.

This is going to be a feel good story by the time that the Olympics are over.

BAAAAASSSSSSSSSKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

In some ways he is literally the basketball version of a target man.
(Obviously not in many other ways, but still.)

It’s a good joke, though this is still a great team.

Vivek Ranadivé: “This video gives me a great idea for how to utilize Cousins. He will be our new striker and hang out near the opponents goal!”

Not anymore, Amare just announced his retirement.

“Best point guard I’ve ever played with” - Boogie Cousins, probably

Then Ribery remembered he's frim the ghettos of Marsaille and clocked him.

That trashcan is our starting power forward

*soccer arrives in America*

Two minutes later Boogie straight up clocked Alonso.

I heard that lots of players decided to not play for USA Basketball, but I didn’t realize this was the team we are sending. Is that trashcan even regulation height??

Harrison Barnes with more face time in that vid than he can expect through all the Olympics. Boom, roasted his ass.

I wanted to agree with you, I really did. Then I looked at your profile and your posts and couldn’t believe how bad your grammar was. Now I think you’re mentally retarded.

Ray: A drop of golden fun

Ho. Lee. Shit.

Matched each other shot for shot, but Stenson was out of his mind putting. Glad to see it was won by someone playing lights out as opposed to someone going to shit. Very exciting last round.

Do you type in all caps now to simulate your new high-octave voice?