Shonda? That you?

wait you never saw the sex scene

idk how i feel about this

My mom was pretty straighforward with me when it came to sex. An actual conversation at the age of 15:

Momador,

NOT pathetic. The only reason I haven't texted my ex this season is because I deleted all ways of contacting him shy of Instagram (and have yet to feel blue enough to inbox him when I don't look a hot mess). Go you!

Good for you! cheers! :-)

Delete his number from your phone and take out the battery and put it in the trunk of your car. I am also very emotional and have had to do this a few times. Or give the phone to a friend to prevent drunk dialing.

You did it! You did it! Remember how hard it was in Thanksgiving?

HEY ME TOO!! It was also his birthday 2 weeks ago and I didn't text him then either. We only broke up 3 months ago so like, perfect timing to struggle through all of the major holidays by myself.

i'm proud of you, too!

Way to go! Woo!

Yes, but some of us are into that.

Orgasm balls is my new fantasy team name

Yay, open thread, finally! My dad passed away 18 months ago and I hadn't been home since then (I live in a different country)... Christmas dinner was as booze-filled and depressing as I'd hoped it'd be, and my mom cried her eyes out as she huuged me... Oof. Now my husband (who's as drunk as me) and I have to tuck the…

If the first ten minutes of UP doesn't make you teary:

oh.

The top right gun is very obviously a leftover prop from RoboCop.

How many people called in to complain about Johnny Manziel's attempt to quarterback? I found that much more offensive.

Joe: Hey Erika