I don't think this is the last we've seen of the buttfumble. Sanchez will be meeting a LOT of assholes in Philadelphia.

You mad too

I guess you can just completely overlook the fact that if the ref doesn't call the charge, it was Michigans basketball because LeVert made the steal already. Also, don't mention how Michigan got completely hosed on a review about 30 seconds prior to even allow Tennessee to have a chance. Good article though. Really…

Of course he's gonna have a subdued reaction; no one gets worked up about spring training games.

I never thought I'd live to see the day a star athlete married a beauty queen.

Locking her up before you go undrafted—now that's true game management.

Oh boy, dogs and sex. Mine used to grab up his dog bed and start humping it whenever my boyfriend and I were going at it, and wouldn't stop until we did!

Sadly, no. He wasn't worth the effort of disposing of his body.

I'm not a judge but this has to win. Did you keep dating her?

You. Win.

Around this time last year, I was enjoying the pleasure of my brand new boyfriend going down on me. First of all, score - he seemed to genuinely like oral sex, and wasn't half bad at it. I'm feeling all happy inside and my toes are curling when I feel this strange thin fluid start leaking all around my bottom half. He…

This story has never been unveiled and I'm three whiskeys deep while dinner is still-a-cookin' so I figured "hey why not put it on the internet?!" I know, I know, my genius is unmatched. So, anywho—-

I was giving my husband a BJ and suddenly he got the giggles. I look over and here are my 2 cats just staring at me. Yes, I fuck in front of my pets because if I keep the door closed, they'll just paw and head butt the door, which ruins sexy times even more. Apparently, not only were my pervy cats watching us, but…