He’s seen as the most practical but simultaneously whip smart justice on the Ninth Circuit and he’s quirky and hilarious to boot, so he connects with the panels, academics, and young members of the bar all at once. Didn’t you guys have an above the law redline spinoff on the gawker media sites? David Lat, the guy who…

I'm glad Kozinski wrote an opinion. He's a universally respected jurist and the fact that he called horseshit only further amplifies/credits that this was, in fact, horseshit.

How does one go about doing a movie set? Asking for a friend...

I had a dream about ghosts having sex once. Really. Not sure why that's relevant but your comment conjured images.

I never had a birds and the bees talk. Maybe that's why I demonstrate sociopathic tendencies and enjoy pinkberry.

does this woman have beer-flavored nipples or something? i do not and cannot understand why this is happening. love is a strange thing—sure—but this seems ridiculous.

I am proud. I've now made it through both Thanksgiving and Christmas without texting my ex. Five more days and I'm through the holidays and in the clear.

MERRY CHRISTMAS MARK I AM SORRY YOU ARE WORKING A HOLIDAY AGAIN I WILL BRING YOU SOME EGG NOG WHEN I HAVE IT MIXED WELL.

That Jameis. He gets it. It's not the size of the fight in the dog. It's the size of the FIGHT in the dog. Don't try to tell him a federal investigation is on the way. Don't. Don't. He will rob you blind. Doubt him? Come on, that's just crabby. Fuck that right in the pussy. Jimbo called me-he agrees. Put that man in…

i have never experienced a serious death. i also have no soul. UP still gets to me.

ugh. this is just killing me.

thank you very much, this is insightful and helps a lot. It's sad that I know this, but I sent a couple messages every few days for 3 months 3 weeks and 6 days after we broke up. I have not sent anything else since (2 months now). I was just pleading for another chance. I fielded some pretty harsh messages in response…

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you're advice was kind regardless of gender. Thank you

Thank you. It's been tearing me apart. I honestly cared more about this person than myself for a long time, and I didn't realize what I was doing until very recently, and it's been the biggest facepalm of my life. I appreciate your kind words and advice.

You are right. I only want her to be happy and comfortable. I just feel terrible for conjuring the opposite feelings when all I was trying to do was express my adoration. I won't contact her again.

How do you forgive yourself for something that someone else won't forgive you for? I recently got out of a very serious relationship. We talked about marriage, kids, etc. Then my s/o decided somewhat suddenly that we were not compatible, right after we moved in together. After we broke up I spent an incredibly…

Personally, when I'm in it, I'm just in it. There's no mind. There's just passion. I personally have trouble even talking, even when it's invited. I can't imagine faking it because it's the most primal and enjoyable act I know. It must take a true professional to fake it.

"dumbass youtuber." i hate to nit pick but this is redundant.