helo, this is Kim, I love daily Mail. Daily mail enjoyed my shoot. U should to. Pls watch my show again now, Thx
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Curt Schilling Is Drunk
OR, if you're that wealthy, why not contribute to the burnmycommentimmediately student loan crisis? You, too, can make a difference.
I love this.
signed, Hunter S. Thompson
Yeah, that's really drunk. That's like one of those nights you end up losing your pants and come to in Jersey City with no shoes. Not that I have any experience with that, but I've heard the stories...
Welp, that's enough Internet for today. I'm going to watch an inspiring documentary or something now. G'night, folks.
Yeah, that's a tough list to crack, and this seems like a bit of a stretch. I think he's more likely top 75, and this is coming from a lifelong Heat fan who lived for many years in Wade county. He's very good, but maybe not that good.
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This. Is our time.
It's like the new bedbugs. I'm terrified.
Perhaps it's just a different, foreign type of pain. I've been hit with a 90 MPH fastball and we guys know, when that happens, you do not cry. Eyebrows on the other hand: oof.
That poor bastard. This one time, my ex girlfriend was like baby you would look so much better if you'd just let me pluck your eyebrows. I immediately gave her the side eye. She gave me the do-it-for-me-now-please-can-we-try face. Thirteen minutes and forty six tears later, I had one full month of uneven eyebrows.…
So I didn't read the text of this article but the headline suggests the necessary steps took place.
dad?
I don't know about you guys, but man, regardless of the circumstances, I would love to be in a position to resign.
Maybe the ancient Greeks were all just growers and not showers? Statistically unlikely, but still possible.
Wait, just wait a minute. Having an erection that lasts all day is abnormal? Asking for a friend.
All and everything I do, I do with you in spirit.
A cabana at one of those way too expensive hotels in South Beach that comes with complimentary champagne, 32 towels a person, shade, and three gigantic TV's.