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AND NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED

It looks like it ate a Ferrari. Amiright?

Or perhaps a whole litter of boxers.
Which I’d imagine would be a lot of fun as well, until it was time for a nap.

One (1) driver + two (2) front seat passengers + three (3) rear seat passengers + one (1) dead hooker in the trunk.

In California we do say “the”. It’s how we determine who the new transplants are so we can try to get them to pick up the bar tab. I’ve been drinking free for years now.

If you live in LA you understand why this is. There are numerous interconnected freeways and most trips involve more than one. Pre GPS at this was really helpful. When giving directions locals would say something like this example of Torrance to Pasadena: “take the 405 north to the 10 and then the 110 north” - very

I’m sorry, this is correct/standard terminology in Southern California. Northern California omits “the” entirely and simply say a number with zero qualifications as if everyone should know it is some road.

If only they had obeyed the sticker on the first vehicle to try the shortcut.

I know that’s real but every time I see it, my eyes tell me it’s a 1/24 scale diorama.

I was anti-bumper sticker before, but now, hmm....I think I may just have to get this one custom made.

I can vouch for how much water can get trapped inside a car. . .

Twilight for bros.

As long as it is not off by more than 1.5PSI...

Financial restraint?! Willpower?! What sort of monster are you!?!

Small, slow, weird.

Let me just answer for a whole lot of people over the last ten years; an air cooled Porsche.

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I call dibs on unloading when the trip’s done!

I would pay market prices for a standard NSX (which are arguably over priced).. But I would pay OVER standard prices if I had the money to blow and the space to keep it on an Imola Orange NSX with Orange interior... 1 of 41 sold in the US.