Truck must have been pretty beefy to survive that

It was a very vealent crash, that’s for sure.

I would steak my reputation that the cow was flanked.

Hw should have done a better job steering.

Stef, I am disappoint. Clearly the headline should have been, “Trophy Truck Hits Interrupting Cow.”

Great, now get to work on that grill.

I have a Raptor.

If it says J. Dahmer... Don’t answer that CL ad!

I would edit a Corona logo onto the trailer, but I don’t have Photoshop loaded onto this laptop.

There’s a lime-wedge joke somewhere in there...

i’ll take it. my daughters (ages 5 and 3) are on board with my fascination so there’s hope for the clan yet

I like the exterior seating on the front corners.

Babies crying can reach up to 130 dB.

So, having children also increases risk of dying from cardiovascular disease.

Heightened stress, diminished sleep, lack of exercise, very loud most of the time...unless, they’re getting into something they most certainly fucking shouldn’t be but you can’t figure out how they made it…

I take a socialist approach. I have so many leaves, I just let them blow around to all my neighbors’ yards.

He literally curbed his enthusiasm.

Rusty Piece of Shit Jeep Tracy.

I’ll admit to doing something similar in a Cayman R. Making a U-turn at a traffic light on a divided road, didn’t see an extra bump of curbing. Crunch. Fuck. $3600.

I had one recently. A 30 something year old male... a security guard at a gate was checking my ID and was like “I like this.” And I was like “thanks, I appreciate it.” He replies, “yeah, my 16 year old daughter would love it.” And proceeded to laugh much more loudly than he needed to. A-hole

“I was not a chick at the time”