Bananas.

video is reversed. In fact, he saw fire of Jettas and decided to add his one in there.

When your smudgewagon smells like Gremlin for Her, you know it’s time to replace the seat filter and turn yourself in to the Utah police.

That woman just killed someone.

I mean, it’s an Echo, so it was barely transportation to begin with.

Where do I even begin with this pandering “lifestyle piece”?

Probably because the mechanism broke the second time it deployed after the warranty was up and it costs more than the GDP of a small country to repair it.

You won’t sea me lion, this was perfect.

The key is to never let it have more than five things wrong at any given time.

Good thing too because he could’ve lost it for sure. How does that car not have window nets?

Looked like he was doing his best to keep it inside the car.

Jay’s lucky he didn’t lose an arm.

My Porsche was certainly the top of the line when I bought it - with every option.

Judge not, that ye be not judged.

Dat hat tho....

I would shell 14,000 clams for this one Today’s, not so much.

No Type 34, no care.

I heard this guy is their team lead:

You know what’s missing from this article? An actual picture of this supposed “girlfriend” and all this gear.