This explains things

I need a dictionary. Goodness. 

Misa tinks disa ees gooood Jalopnik.

Fake pillar exists to hide that fact that it's just a lifted Ford Flex. 

Harold’s tagline should be:

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills

Let it sit forever

Your calcs are a bit off. Gas in SoCal is about $3.80 per gal.

“today's article, similar to yesterday's article,........."

Don’t call my Jeep a toy!

Dealers want your money.

I heard Bugattis like the water

Lowrider ships sit the lowest

We all share the boat's red paint, comrade. 

Reddy McRedface 

Star for your effort

If you didn't kill any pedestrians, you didn't get the full Mustang experience. 

The Cayman is my hero I’ve never met yet.

Can Mergio come back to the discussion thread now? 

Robot cars will solve this.