Did you guys hear something? Sounds like a whisper in the thick grey fog..... ;) 

Cohen Brothers

He'll need to be a fat controller

That's cheeky

Lemme splain. No, there is no time. Lemme sum up.

And yet another reason why we love lawyers

I sense an epic battle coming. Slowly. 

A least the turtle fixed the backlinks from my comment feed to the articles they were attached to. That was broken for like, what, a year? Slow and steady wins the race. 

Awww, snap. Well, this article didn't age. Well. 

You're a uniquely aggressive Canadian

Great data.

Just move here and you'll stop complaining and start enjoying yourself 😉

I also blame Jalopnik for my lack of meaningful productivity.

Have you been waiting since 1987 to use that joke? (And take your star!)

It’s the circle of life, bro. 

I'm an old enough Jalop veteran to understand this reference. 

The National Rubicon Mall Crawler Association (NRMCA) suggests 15 psi to drive over standard concrete curbs, assuming 30-inch tires and a 3" lift. Keep speeds below 8mph. 

“This is not the end. This is an origin story.”

Because people love baseball, you Communist. 

Still a better love story than Tesla