The National Rubicon Mall Crawler Association (NRMCA) suggests 15 psi to drive over standard concrete curbs, assuming 30-inch tires and a 3" lift. Keep speeds below 8mph. 

“This is not the end. This is an origin story.”

Because people love baseball, you Communist. 

Still a better love story than Tesla 

It’s transporpoise, you bigot 

In California, we call these situations 5150s.

Victorious! 

I can taste the hate 

Mid-engine colostomy

Did you shower yet

Dude, take a shower before you leave. 

To qualify as a shooting brake does it need to be a two door?

David, this tool will help you along your way https://locator.apa.org/

David, where did you learn how to work on cars?

Move to California

This is the crackiest of crack prices ever to grace/shame NPOCP.

No Intellivision?

As the son of a lawyer and a judge, let me let you in on a great secret: Lawyers are the only people who win in court. And they always win.

I am master of my domain

Because they're 98% plastic and 2% crap.