I’m not sure that a mouthguard would have stopped this. Blunt force would still knock a tooth out. 

We’ll never be royals.

I turned my head yesterday and got that ‘fireneck’ burn. (Is there an official name for that thing?)

U mean Suzuki Tiperai ? 

Tomato is a Deadspin employee just here to boost the comment count.

Probably for the best. I don't spends lot of time trolling vegan forums for this very reason. 

I feel the same way about UFC Women

Meh. Mediocre take is mediocre.

Yeah, they're hicks Rita. 

Porscheworthy 

Jason IS Jalopnik.

Now let’s debate snow tires vs. full time all limb drive

Some days I really worry about Jason 

Yeah because all those Mustang drivers are pros

Gearing was my first question.

So what exactly are you implying?

Is there an evil nickname for the Hemi Manifold Bolts from Hell?

Don’t worry. This thing has a couch for you to sleep on.

PeeVee

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