I. Can't. Even. Send. It.

Enjoying my morning coffee, reading Jalop, and I get hit with pure poetry:

White tires on the Jeep for Moab or never post here again 

That's just your opinion, man

Ingram got owned by that crossover. Wow.

Oi812

So serious question: how does a buttified player lose butt-status?

Ok, so Lonzo is underachieving expectations. Especially for a 2 pick.

It goes super fast and is super expensive.

Canada is the attic of the US

Rollin in this 5.0

$100k and it has a dirty air filter.

Montezuma will have his revenge. 

Is one of your cats missing 

Nissan Puke 

Does this stop chemtrails 

COTD

The only approved sticker

Yeah.

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