TWAT-ara?

It's like America. But South. 

Anyone know how to say "WHY DID YOU TURN!?!" in Russian? 

This is surprisingly demotivating. 

I kinda miss Doug. But straight like.

Dude don’t type and dump.

Robin Leech 

If I could save one kid from the horror of cancer, I'd give my life to that career. 

“I’m kinda in a weird place in life where I do and don’t want a car.”

Orange you glad this is not your daily driver? 

Hourly 

Add roller derby and I'd buy a membership

‘A Primer On Door Locks’ - Tracy, Torch, et al.

We could change Olympic track sports to people who’ve never run before too. That'd be fun. 

My eyes are bleeding

Meh 

You had crabs at 8?

This is totally reckless and irresponsible.

I'll bet she's really polite too

Haven’t seen Rude in months.