+1 Bros & Hoes 

He already has a whole series of articles on fake cars. Dude get with the program

Her shoes are 2 sizes too big for her.

Love that grill

To blow $25k at this place in a single weekend

The family that hoons together, stays together. 

Sunk Cost vs. Family Loyalty

Judas Iscariot

It's just a little insecure

Well played, sir. 

NTSB be like:

Half full, half empty. It's still half. 

3. Don’t be a condescending ass to a guy who admits his faults. 

Winter is coming

Hate that guy

I'm Irish and I'll buy you a Guinness for that. 

Seems like a gust of hot desert wind gave it too much lift out of that corner. 

Soak it?