I do believe there was a lot of this “drinking” that we speak of.

He caught an STD?

It’s probably illegal, too.

Jason, portmanteau is luggage that you put in your frunk.

Personally, I found Quantum of Physics kind of difficult to follow.

See? The taxes on that Rolls hinders his ability to buy a decent pair of jeans.

Accurate, since this is a blog about kars.

Irish that was true

He overreacted

The dick ones are IN the BMWs.

If only those money rims were spinners

Finish this limerick:

Where is Bizzaro-Rhode Island?

She’s from Canada

“All it needs is the tie rods changed”

Is that why you post so much

Friends, Romans, Floridians, lend me your ear.

UK driving instructions: How to safely drive an automatic on the wrong side of the road.

His age is classified information

Smoked, salted, or BBQ. Depends.