Yeah but it’d be different if gravity wasn’t so oppressive.

Side vents, bro.

Go ahead and give it a shot. You have my permission.

“Put it out with speed”

I would go there on vacation to watch Porsches

Between MJ and LeBron?

Well, it’s her car now, right?

My first car was a ‘69 Volvo 164.

Derelict flounder

Horrible

I just used incognito mode.

“alien acid-dump interior” needs to be standard phraseology for ripped seats.

I’m shocked

Commonwealth of Rustachusetts.

They could make this autonomous vehicle

First, you should justify not knowing what non sequitur is.

But then your city would be nuked with you in it?

I think his writing is fine.

I bet you wish you could edit your post, but Kinja makes life so permanent.

Boooooo.