That’d be a CATastrophy

Colorado?

Try the anti-social media

You mean Soviet Canuckistan?

One or two late payments on a credit card can lower your score to 630.

Something is clearly wrong with your eyes and brain. Go read Lifehacker or something.

In the mall parking lot?

Appellate xing

DRIFT ALL THE THINGS!

Torch FTW on this one.

This is the lovechild of an American cowboy, the F-150, and a south-of-the-border International Scout.

Yes, it’s called SpaceX

True story, similar to this one.

I’d like to see a rust-affordability curve graphically portrayed

He knows my name!

Pricing scheme: make money off of poor people with bad credit.

Star for “body shame”. Well done.

While I agree with the esteemed Maximillian that the overall market has been volatile, if you compare GT stock to the Dow Jones Industrial Average over the past three months, you’ll see how GT is taking a beating. Down 20%+ compared to 7% down on a key benchmark. GT is suffering; down almost triple the market.

I thought it was pronounced yang.

Sorry. We were driving so fast we couldn’t read it all.