This helps explain why people call him a real motherfucker.

Mom. Or her first name.

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

I feel like I should give this a star because of what it says, and where it says it.

Took some hunting, but worth it to see a kid get nailed. LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE HANDS.

You are correct, that is a really stupid theory.

Yep, if only he’d had players like Larry Bird who had good fathers, oh wait......Bird’s dad was a drunk who killed himself.

The other day by 10 year old and I were rough housing. He hit me in the kidney...hard. It stung. He took it too far. He went from play fighting to a solid body shot.

And the deer will garner more sympathy.

Sage would’ve made a very fine tribute from District 1.

First they came for the Jews, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the blacks, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the gays, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the Mexicans, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the baseball writers, and I said “BY GOD THE SANCTITY OF THE HALL OF FAME MUST BE DEFENDED!!!!”

I’m actually one of the few high school kids who took as swing at a “bully” coach. I was the starting 2nd baseman as a sophomore on our high school team. To this day I have two character “defects”: a major problem with authority and a pretty good sense of humor which I often use.

You have water?

If Asthma was personified, it’d look like him.

I agree. If anything, his nickname should be “Bleached Asshole.”

If they wanted to bring in an expert on widening the box, they should have called your mom.

If there’s one thing Thibs always gives his players, it’s time.

Now you know why he carries a sound cone. He couldn’t handle the boom.