If he did that in a world cup final he would really have hit a new level, but surely no man could do that...

First Law Of Takes: A take shall remain in effect until its retraction is demanded by a more powerful organization.

On the show, Dragonbinder is Euron’s dick.

My other favorite part was after they got declared co champs.

you missed the best part

Hope she’s wearing a cup.

They’re not saying “Booo” they’re saying “Your failures are now microcosms of our own miserable existences; come join us in our self-loathing, slow march to our TOOOOOOMBS!”

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Eriq Lasalle has been cast in an undisclosed role.

If I were looking at people with the same media preferences as I have, I'd assume I were retirement age. (I am 30.)

If he was white he would have been sussed much sooner...

Right, I got that. I’m just saying that if you maybe started noticing the passage of time at 15 (I assume growing up in Sudan you start taking on more adult responsibilities and not just fuck around, though it is the Suday), you might notice that at least 10 years had passed and there’s no way you could be 17. I’d…

I’m not defending that he thought he was 17. I would think that after roughly 30 years on this earth, I would be able to tell the difference between myself and some young punks.

I work with immigrants, both African and SE Asian. It is true most dont know their birthdate, but most of them do know how old they are.

Like others have said, at some point in life you start noticing years and counting them. And since he’s supposedly 29, it seems like 12 years old is a good age to start noticing years maybe. Even if he didn’t start noticing the passing of time until 15, that’s still a lot of years to go by and think you’re 17.

Well, would you still have an awareness of roughly when certain development milestones occurred? I honestly think it’s possible this guy didn’t know how old he is, but it’s not like South Sudan doesn’t have seasonal weather changes; he would be aware of years passing. So I think, like me (I’m four years older than he…

This made me think: If you don’t celebrate birthdays and no one ever told you how old you are, what age would you think?

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

The parody becomes even more on-point when you learn he wasn’t paid for this.