Wives amiright? The ol ball and chain

It only feels like a stranger if you sit on your hand until it goes numb first.

Will it feel like someone else is driving?

I was shot through my right forearm about 30 years ago. Shifting gears hurts after a while so I buy automatic transmission cars. I guess that’s an excuse but it wasn’t my wife who shot me so am I good?

I’d love to stop the “ugh my WIFE” types of comments altogether. It seems like a major boomer/x-er staple to, for some reason, communicate that you loathe the person that you’ve chosen to spend your life with. I can’t wait to never hear a wife or “my husband is sooo stupid” esque joke ever again.

Good take.

I’ll write a follow-up: Stop Blaming Your Traffic-Filled Commute and Just Admit You Want an Automatic.

Driving a stick in traffic is not a big deal if you’re not an old-timer.

bring back Dutchies you cowards

It’s all an excuse.

These same people will walk into Wal-Mart and fill a buggy with a bunch of non-FDA approved supplements, then get absolutely plastered on the weekends (not judging that, because I do too), and then to round it off, have awful diets and don’t exercise.

Yet now they want FDA approval because the…

My favorite response was the Redditor who informed me with great sincerity that everything that was wrong in the world stemmed from people like me not willing to give up movie seats.

So are we taking bets on which companies will buy the rights to Diablo, Starcraft and WoW?

Their product lineup is arguably in the worst state it’s ever been in, the state of California is against them, the public is against them, their employees are against them, and now their investors are against them.

It’s the Wade Boggs Memorial Beer Limitation Statute.

But not Baskin-Robbins.... they always find out.

Isn’t that question covered by bird law?

zip ties

Chevy and Ford have just given up on a lot of things recently.

I just looked up YTD sales through June for Small/Mid size Cars, and then the Small/Mid size SUV’s from Chevy and Ford.

Fleet sales, my fellow internet commenter, fleet sales.

So it’s FAR more contagious, and it’s more deadly. If you’re a healthy adult who declines being vaccinated, I’m sorry but you’re a goddamn idiot.

The fact that vaccinated people are getting sick is sadly fodder for the anti-vax crowd to claim the vaccine doesn’t work.