Nah, pretty sure Jos is too busy beating his current wife or girlfriend to be commenting on a little known, underground car news website like this.

Don’t forget about the rarely optioned automatic shift boot cover in denim with white leather trim to match your jorts & New Balances. 

No Merc A45 AMG? No used WRX STI? and if you’re going to include the Veloster N and Audi RS3, why not the WRX which has about the same horsepower as the N, but includes AWD and is a sedan like the RS3? No Audi S3, which has 300 hp and AWD?

With a carbon hammer.

Base Subaru WRX wheels from the VA generation. Just terrible, I don’t even like looking at them as my winter wheels.

Mugen

Right, Fitti over Mazespin I can understand. He’s definitely a lot less of a garbage person. I took it to mean Fitti over anyone else once they decided that Maz was done, because as you say, Fitti is slow-balls.

While many onlookers hoped that driving duties would be awarded to reserve racer Pietro Fittipaldi

Avoid baggage fees with an empty pillowcase

Are you fuckin’ high, kid? “Akin to grabbing a gun...” “Given the advanced age of the deceased...”

Yeah, between calling 5.8 seconds for a 0-60 time slow, and no mention of this car being on the new RWD based Mazda architecture; it’s just more of the classic poor writing from this jamoke that we’ve come to expect.

Same way they got the caramel inside the Caramilk bar.

I used to think so, but one time when I was driving through Montana (or some such state in the middle of buttfuck nowhere with one of the 80 mile an hour speed limits) there was a bird close to the side of the road just on the edge of pavement/ shoulder. I couldn’t move over towards the road centre because there was…

The hour’s approaching, to give it your best

If you can write it off as a business expense, or if you’re getting a car allowance from work and they stipulate that your car must be 5 years old or newer (or something).

Or finally deciding to build one of those pipeline thingies up to Canada...

My wife was somewhere in her early-mid 30's when I let her in on the secret that big produce was hiding from her: baby carrots are not, in fact, carrots at an early stage of their growth cycle; they are full size carrots that have been whittled down to make them appealing to children and convenient to eat. Her mind…

If you’re excited for the flying car, you should probably watch this first:

How do you manage to spell her name both correctly and incorrectly in the same sentence?

It’s all part of El Plan.