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She never should have put herself in the position to be criticized. 

Harvey Weinstein is a piece of shit and I'd love to kick that walker right out from under his fat, decrepit body.

She looks like Caitlyn Jenner.

Mark Hamill as Vesemir?

It’s so great. The gun fight scenes done in that sort of kinetic “Evil Dead” style works incredibly well. Hackman is just awesome as the villain (well, he always is but still) and you get a young and hot Sharon Stone with a pretty great and unknown Russel Crow.

OK, and I can not stress this enough, Boomer.

So in order to make your self appear smart, you KNOW what only smart people know and dictate to the rest of us?

Millennials are insufferable

The vehicles themselves are zero-emissions.

I see your Eragon and raise you a Dungeons & Dragons.

Fuck you. That movie’s great.

Right. The Church has a right to declare sins wherever they like, and we have the right to go right on ignoring them.

The church has an absolute right to call abortion a sin - that doesn’t mean that it’s right, it means that the church is a bigoted, racist, homophobic institution that has no place in modern, civilised society.

I agree with this on principle, but odds are the established oil industry finds a way to tip the scales overwhelmingly in its own favor.

I mean, that’d be great, but try to explain to somebody how they’re getting passively fucked by refusing to vote in a carbon tax sometime. They’ll refuse to believe you. I’ve literally taken out their bills and SHOWN THEM and they refuse to believe it.

Hey failing Jalopnik, stop talking about China maybe. All I ever hear, China this, China that, Cordobavirus this and that. I bet America can make virus better than China. How about Ivankavirus? That would be a classy, beautiful broad virus. That I would absolutely date. And you can tell China we’re going to protect

Right? It’s a good thing most of the grifters in the Admin are dumb as fuck.

You listen to Rush Limbaugh don't you. 

None of this would be a problem for the Trump administration if not for federal law

But since when do the Republicans play by the rules? I can see them glossing right over the errors and omissions, like they do on everything else.