“I will eviscerate you in fiction.”

-Geoffrey Chaucer, A Knights Tale

How sad your life must be that this is the comment you leave. This is who you are, really?

Anyway, it’s Candy Crush that is leading the way. How does *that* make you feel, Mr Gamer-Is-My-Identity?

The only thing you had right in this comment is your username.

Good thing there’s always a woman to blame. Even on a blog for women, that axiom will still hold. YAY.

Sure, except those weren’t the order of events and his dismissal from that show had zero to do with the investigation they did. But carry on...

Man, it would be really fun to speculate about your life based on few facts. We should give a try! Tell me your worst day and I’ll define your entire existence based on that!

Dear truck drivers that vote Republican - Congrats, you just played yourself right out of a job. Hope that “freedom” is good!

Shove a rolled up tshirt in the pipe. Should do it.

“‘Virtue signaling’ is a phrase the dim and bigoted use when they want to discount other people expressing the idea that it would be nice if we could all be essentially and fundamentally decent to each other.” — John Scalzi

So you just hate working people. Cool.

That’s exactly what you’re doing though. That is exactly what that tweet picture is doing. You’re assuming he is correct and scolding Jalopnik for doing the exact same thing.

Hypocrisy, thy name is V10omous.

Oh, well, now that all those experts in “cyberland” have given their opinion, I guess y’all can eat a bag of dicks.

Hey, I can talk out of my ass about shit I know nothing about, too!

I mean, obviously you hate Alec Baldwin (can’t understand why, but i’m sure you have your bigly reasons) so let’s extend that kind of irrational hatred that YOU have, to the armorer who shouldn’t have had a live piece of ammunition on that set at all.…

Enjoy your diabetes and being a burden on your family

Jesus I can’t wait until the last boomer is dead.

I know. How dare they want you to have both clean air AND clean water.

And not go bankrupt when you get that “cancer” that apparently liberals are inflicting.

THE HORROR

Feel free to head back to Alex Jones’ site, bitchboy.

“I can’t hear them, but I know they’re making a hash of it”

Have you seen some of the dopes that McConnell has been passing through the last couple of years?

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