Hey I bet you know my ex brother-in-law!

However, he bought the house 30 years ago and can now sell it and the land for a few million, so his retirement is going to be fine. The rest is extremely accurate!

I also speed, change lanes without using a turn-signal, and will occasionally even cross the street when the light is red and I’m walking, along with my facilitating tax fraud by tipping in cash on top of a $1 credit card tip that they can claim.

Because, frankly, tax fraud shouldn’t be just for the upper crust.

Yes, we are all seeing this.

From over your shoulder.

WE ARE BEHIND YOU.

Not sure “respect” is the right word there, but he sure is good at being devoid of ethics or scruples.

Vote Democratic. GOP is hopelessly corrupt and only voting them out will correct it. Dems at least, are still held to account.

Never saw Born on the Forth of July, eh?

People should try watching movies WITHOUT smoking weed sometimes....

Oh well, a rando tweet really pounded that last nail.

Look up his books - Joe Bob Goes to the Drive In. He had a newspaper column that was based out of Texas, and this book compiles them all. It’s a brilliant time capsule of lost Americana, especially if you like schlocky movies. Him and Stephen King even did a motorcycle tour back in the 80's, most likely completely…

Every dipshit cunt that starred this piece of shit message also should get ass cancer.

Hi dipshit. He’s from Chicago, and as others pointed out, “Emmanuel” isn’t a Muslim name regardless. Oh, and the police have said he’s blamed his anger on women rejecting him. So he’s another cowardly incel fuckwad, which is something I have a feeling you two have in common.

Going from Ariana Grande to Kate Beckinsale would be my ideal life, so I think he’s doing just fine.

Oh FFS.

Guess we’re going to have to start deporting Italian descendants now, huh?

And yet, the Earl of Sandwich got to name it, because his was the tastiest in all the land.

Probably had nothing to do with the quagmire of Viet Nam dragging down the economy and an over-reliance on foreign fossil-fuel. Good thing we’re not in any war-torn quagmires today, reliant on fossil-fuel!

You’re not wrong - it was enacted to pay back the tillions of dollars of debt that America rang up during the war. They had to pay back all those war bonds!

Completely different from the wars of the last 18 years, which has caused us to rack up trillions of dollars in debt. THAT we don’t have to pay back, because it…

JFC, you were so goddamned close, and then you unwittingly turned to self-parody and exposed yourself as cunt. Sad!

Part of a 4-man booth team. So.

It’s that kind of game.

Always fresh; never frozen.