The first time my friends and I went to Chicago, we ordered like 5 Giordanos into the hotel for the 10ish of us. We figured we’re all grown men and we normally can each handle a half-pizza each anyway.

We were wrong. Soooo much leftovers and no fridge in the room...

We all have, dude.

Get a sous vide stick like an Anova. They’re on sale often enough, and between the convenience and lack of smell, very much worth the cost. Plus, you’ll make the best damn chicken or steak in your life.

If you are in West Virginia, and it’s between him and a Republican - ya, vote Manchin. If the Dems win 61 Senate seats, then fuck him.

As one man to another, let me say this:  Fuck off, you fucking piece of ratshit fuck face. I’m sorry your mother never loved you. To be fair though, no body else does, either.

No. He just wasn’t born yet...

I just found this comment from the future and you did, indeed, jinx it.

“No different than Garland’s nomination” - So Republicans did it first here.

“Everybody in DC does the same shit”

And now you get to play the false-equivalency game! YAY FOR YOU!

Shh, don’t talk about Culver’s and ruin it.

If they’re from Northwestern WI, that’s probably Superior.

And if it’s Superior - yeah, I’m not surprised at all. I might even know the Oogie Boogie guy.

/sigh

“North Minneapolis” is apparently a warzone ghetto taken over by Muslims. So, ya.

And you always pronounce it N-A-S-A, right?

FFS, can we not make every single person and thing a red/blue dichotomy?

All of them. I am. All of them.

I might be a white male piece of shit, but don’t for a minute think I’m not as pissed off and scared as you are. How long do you think before they start coming after liberals, in general? Even if it didn’t affect me directly - and I have ZERO doubt it will - I would still be pissed off…

I was thinking the dipshit on the far left (I don’t know who he is, the one not in the reclining chair who is what? head dipshit) would totally be down with that.

Every Dear John letter needs a bit of passive aggressive “mine is bigger” note in it.

It’s okay; when you’re spending 30-40 seconds fiddling with the “infotainment” screen, the Autopilot will take over and drive into a firetruck for you.

Yes, it is. It’s a dipshit quip from a simple mind, that means nothing deeper than getting a yuk from other, like-minded dipshits.

It’s actually their culture. I wish their leaders would do something about it. It’s really disgraceful. They should also tuck in their polos.

The fuck are you looking at? His right skate is clearly off the ice before he connects, and his left leaves with the follow-through.