burnmatt
burnmatt
burnmatt

“Lore is what gives the world life”

No, that’s good writing. What this backlash was about as racism, plain and simple. 

If you are in West Virginia, and it’s between him and a Republican - ya, vote Manchin. If the Dems win 61 Senate seats, then fuck him.

As one man to another, let me say this:  Fuck off, you fucking piece of ratshit fuck face. I’m sorry your mother never loved you. To be fair though, no body else does, either.

No. He just wasn’t born yet...

I just found this comment from the future and you did, indeed, jinx it.

“No different than Garland’s nomination” - So Republicans did it first here.

“Everybody in DC does the same shit”

And now you get to play the false-equivalency game! YAY FOR YOU!

Seems neither mean-spirited nor useless to me. That DOES describe our country’s response to Puerto Rico this past year, however. But to your point - it IS something that needs to be said before the storm bears down on your. Because after, no one will want to hear it. See: Puerto Rico.

Shh, don’t talk about Culver’s and ruin it.

If they’re from Northwestern WI, that’s probably Superior.

And if it’s Superior - yeah, I’m not surprised at all. I might even know the Oogie Boogie guy.

/sigh

“North Minneapolis” is apparently a warzone ghetto taken over by Muslims. So, ya.

And you always pronounce it N-A-S-A, right?

FFS, can we not make every single person and thing a red/blue dichotomy?

All of them. I am. All of them.

I might be a white male piece of shit, but don’t for a minute think I’m not as pissed off and scared as you are. How long do you think before they start coming after liberals, in general? Even if it didn’t affect me directly - and I have ZERO doubt it will - I would still be pissed off

I was thinking the dipshit on the far left (I don’t know who he is, the one not in the reclining chair who is what? head dipshit) would totally be down with that.

If you continuously vote for dipshit politicians and their cunt-like tendencies towards, yes, global warming, and then you find yourself underwater while crying about Hillary’s emails - then yes, you can go fuck yourself. I have 0 sympathy for you, your offspring, or anybody in your piece of shit state. Drown.

(I use

“The bidet fixture itself may be cheap, but adding an extra water line and waste plumbing as well as installation of the fixture is not.”

None of that is needed. I have a BioBidet seat that has the water, heater, and blower all in one. It replaced the seat on my existing toilet, with a simple DIY plumbing lines to

Obviously.

Toilet paper isn’t going away. That’s just insane - that’s why nobody is talking about it. You don’t use a towel to wipe when you’re clean - you use 1 pull of TP to get dry. That’s it.

You either never shit at home, or you use 4 squares per session. Either way, you’ll 100% be cleaner with a bidet.

Go outside barefooted. Walk in some dog shit. Then get your 3 squares of TP and wipe it off. Sounds insane, doesn’t it?

Every Dear John letter needs a bit of passive aggressive “mine is bigger” note in it.

It’s okay; when you’re spending 30-40 seconds fiddling with the “infotainment” screen, the Autopilot will take over and drive into a firetruck for you.