“They are children and can’t consent”

These fictional children could when they were amongst themselves, so I guess my point is that you are wrong.

Why do you say that? Have you grown up to be a maladjusted adult now?

Honest question - why do you think that is way too early? Obviously you’ve matured further, but why are you giving your 13-year old self so little credit? Did you not understand what was going on?

Not all kids are the same, but I read a lot of everything when I was a teenager. I would’ve been bored fucking senseless by…

THE BOOK IS A WORK OF FICTION.

Is she on Fox? Then probably currently is one.

Wait a couple years for the inevitable sexual harassment suits they’ll file against Fox News. That’ll be entertaining.

I mean, if it were REALLY 2017, Nintendo would’ve sent Reggie directly to your door with one.

Damn these inconveniences.

When did we (the average American consumer) become “customers” to these credit bureaus? I didn’t sign up for anything! We’re not the customer, we’re the product. It’s a fucked up system that needs to be reformed.

I’m a rational outsider, and to be completely honest, you seem to be the one who is out of touch.

The author of that piece hates herself, right?

I mean. The self-loathing in that piece is just so evident. Or maybe it was her editor’s idea? I don’t know. But that’s gotta be soul-sucking. I felt my soul being crushed just reading it.

I assume that you’re enlisted or on the path to it right this minute, right?

No, just a standard alt-right cunt? Yeah, that’s as expected.

Smirk when you notice someone realized you paid $1000 for a phone.

No, sonny. “Lit” was just what being crunk was called back in the early 90's. We acknowledge that “lit” now means something different to you youts. Thanks for also killing this word.

But there wasn’t a god damn thing those kids could do about THAT, so they did what they could do. And good for them for doing it.

My point, fellow Matt, is that to celebrate Star Wars Day (a day based on a joke that shouldn’t really be taken too seriously) Amazon decided to put “on sale” not some fun little collectibles like Pops or Legos or figures or lightsabers, but instead only showcase these expensive items. People are going to buy them,…

My point, fellow Matt, is that to celebrate Star Wars Day (a day based on a joke that shouldn’t really be taken too…

Ah, Amazon decided it’s Fleece the 1%ers Day. How nice.

Ah, Amazon decided it’s Fleece the 1%ers Day. How nice.

This is gonna get me banned, but holy fuck you all are assholes. This chick is just trying to maybe gain some understanding and you go in attack mode. FUCK. I get why you’re all pissed off, but how about you don’t do the stupid fucking internet rage machine against someone who is trying to make an effort to understand…

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Ah. Well good luck in life to you. Hopefully you find some peace.

You and I voted exactly the same. Exactly.

I wonder - who did you vote for in the primary? In the general election? Did you vote in 2014?