Getting drunk AT the sporting event? Who am I, Rockefeller?

Mostly White Russians.

When Ron Wolf told Scot that “football is all about cheers and boos,” he may have misinterpreted the advice.

When the guy who uses “the dickens” in a sentence finds it necessary to use “bullshit” in the very next, things are truly messed up.

If he shits the bed? Have you had Chicago-style pizza?

Arizona doesn’t observe day light savings time so I can see how he got confused.

And he would have pitched more if it weren’t for that corny uniform.

I know the whole “don’t judge a book by it’s cover” thing, but my God I hate this guy.

“The coach was fired after the 1972 season and replaced by — wait for it — John Thompson Jr.”

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

I actually have a solution. Birds could stop flying full speed into walls like idiots!

Um no, a signal light does not give the driver the right to cut in, drive through or turn into anything.

one of the few good reasons to have a savant-like recall of the various head and tail-light fixtures of every single car on the road.

Good review. A lot of folks complain that it slows down the game, but you gotta take the time and make the right call.

1. You are correct that people place way too much value on their internet “status”.

lol

Kyrie Irving would like to have a word with you about the world we live in.

Ok, but what about a BJ, Upton?

Not having sex with Kate Upton also worked for Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle and Sandy Koufax. .