If he shits the bed? Have you had Chicago-style pizza?

Arizona doesn’t observe day light savings time so I can see how he got confused.

And he would have pitched more if it weren’t for that corny uniform.

“The coach was fired after the 1972 season and replaced by — wait for it — John Thompson Jr.”

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

I actually have a solution. Birds could stop flying full speed into walls like idiots!

Um no, a signal light does not give the driver the right to cut in, drive through or turn into anything.

one of the few good reasons to have a savant-like recall of the various head and tail-light fixtures of every single car on the road.

Good review. A lot of folks complain that it slows down the game, but you gotta take the time and make the right call.

1. You are correct that people place way too much value on their internet “status”.

lol

Kyrie Irving would like to have a word with you about the world we live in.

Ok, but what about a BJ, Upton?

Not having sex with Kate Upton also worked for Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle and Sandy Koufax. .

More paid protesters.

Yes, let us reject those who only recently decided to agree with us. They are not the true believers of ‘woke’ but blasphemers in sheep’s clothing! I say we ridicule them for now agreeing and therefore discourage them from taking part. How dare they only agree with us now and not before!

In fairness, she mentions “the strain of playing year-round” and the physical toll it has taken. A lot of WNBA players play overseas once the season ends. I don’t think it’s fair to equate a profession that requires year-round strenuous physical activity and training to being an accountant.

(Even Dennis Rodman thinks “only” 50 percent of WNBA players are likely homosexual.)

This could have been her entire article.

Jerry Jones was just about to give Revis a nice deal, but I’m guessing now he’s having second thoughts after reading this.