In order to reach a large amount of people the banner should of read, “grab the pipeline by the pussy.”

Yea! No one has ever put tobacco and marijuana together and smoked it.

Sorry deadspin, I get all my dating advice from this guy.

Slight flaw in your logic. Every kicker you want to take early will not be the next Vinateri. Just because you take someone with a high draft pick or before other players means thy are better than everyone else.