The cops wanted to find something in the guy’s blood so he could be blamed for the accident, rather than the high speed car crash that essentially caused the accident.

10/10 for cerulean blues

I felt the same way. Like, I get that this job would be an “in” to this world, but fuck that. Put that bitch in a headlock until she says “Jordache jeans rule!” and go get a job sweeping floors at a fishmonger’s shop or something.

I actually really like what the author said about not including girls in the book, he said he didn’t include them because they would have been able to work together to survive and that would be a very boring book by comparison.

This is the best indictment of Evangelical theological viewpoint of “I’m a good person if I think I’m a good person but don’t need to do good things to be a good person.”

So I’m assuming that, for you, Jean Valjean is less a tragic figure and more a lowlife piece of shit who got what was coming to him?

We probably should not be humoring your idiocy, but what exactly is the supermarket going to do with those goods? Are they going to sell old bread and milk when they reopen after the flood?

Yes, it is okay that victims of one of the worst flooding disasters in the nation’s history are finding food and water where they can. If I’m the owner of that supermarket, I’m not going to whine about a few thousand dollars worth of staples coming off the shelf. That’s probably why I have insurance.

Holy crap is this a nuclear take. Does it occur to you, oh paragon of the Free Market, that a supermarket has already written off its entire stock? If the power’s out for as long as it has been the entire damn inventory is no longer able to be sold, it would be thrown out either way. But hey someone somewhere is…

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Look, getting credit and a memorial park is nice and. But pay up to his descendants. In the legendary words of Henry Hill? “Fuck you, pay me.”

You reap what you sow. She is neither a child or a victim and I assume at some point in her life someone explained to her how unprotected sex works. I don’t wish ill will on her and don’t think she deserves to be blacklisted for her gross political views but hopefully this makes her rethink the company she keeps, as…

Sorry, no sympathy here. I abide by the following mantra: if you associate with garbage, you’re also garbage. If you belong to a minority and associate with GOP garbage, you’re self-hating garbage. She’s only complaining because she isn’t aboard the gravy train.

I thought you were pulling my leg so I looked that up. It’s true! But apparently he took all the stuff down because it was attracting even more attention.

BEEP BEEP RICHIE

Errgh, It should have been a 10 episode series on HBO or something (same with The Stand). The book is just too big to be (properly) condensed into a movie or two.

Also, I’m worried about them doing a kid movie and an adult movie. One of the best features of the book is how jumping in between the two periods informs…

I swear to God if WB and DC screw this up and run off the best thing that’s happened to either of them in years they are dead to me.

PS: The new trailer for Justice League was just as dark and dull as the last one. You geniuses had better start betting HARD on Patty Jenkins and Wonder Woman, because they’re all you’ve…

I think it’s a good thing. The studio probably thought it wouldn’t do as well as it did so I’m sure Patty’s salary wasn’t as high as it could be and now she’s all “Fuck you, pay me.”

Who honestly thought this was going to be a race between Phelps and a live shark? And that Phelps had a chance at winning?

I had to turn the volume on my computer way up to hear that ‘jingling’...the sound of her moving around in the car were many times louder.