OMG. All masturbatory, gun-loving posts irritate me, but these cutsie ones really get my goat.

People missing the point will try to point out that she apparently was only using a pistol at the time, so likely not a type of gun that is currently being targeted by gun control advocates. But the real point is the disconnect between the dream—I will use this to protect my family!!!—and the reality—that it is far…

All responsible gun owners are responsible gun owners right up until they aren't. Weird how that works.

Good job, Cornwall. You fucking morons

I’m actually a tiny bit amazed that they weren’t as stupid as some Brit pols today:

I think you’re not getting what I mean... My kid doesn’t even KNOW to say “don’t go be Lannister Handjob*” he is like “don’t go help people in their garden stay and play all day forever!” because three year olds don’t have a great grasp on time or what I do. But people call their mama BRITNEY SPEARS all day, every…

At this point I’m really hoping Scotland votes again to GTFO and then the EU fast tracks them back in.

Anything that lets the Scots screw over the British is cool in my book.

I’ve always said that if, God forbid, somebody walked into the Capitol Building and opened fire, these fuckers would pass so many gun laws you wouldn’t even be able to say the word “gun” without being put on a watch list.

So I have to ask - the cover is updated, but is the contents? IN particular, is Margaret still using the menstrual pad BELT? I’m 40 and even when I was a kid I was like, “shit, you have to wear a belt when you have your period?”

That was a modern cover when it came out, too.

Gah. I hope she’s all right and it was just a one-off bad reaction to the combo of wine and pills. How scary for the kid too, damn.

I am not anti-self defense, nor am I anti-gun. Last weekend was not about gangs or drugs. Neither was the massacre in Roseburg. I want regulations in place to prevent people like Mateen from getting his hands on AR-15, which is not an assault rifle, but was never intended for civilian use. I want people to have to…

True. The NRA is going to have to be shouted down.

“They’re coming,” he added. “And they’re going to try to kill us, and we need to be prepared.”

Why do we have a police force? What’s the FBI for? If we should all be packing heat when we go shopping or go to church, what’s the point of paying trained people to protect us? If the general populace is going to be judge, jury, and executioner when a grocery store gets robbed, maybe disband SWAT so the Cowboys with…

A lot of the membership actually disagree strongly with what the spokespeople are saying,

Racist asshole kills a bunch of black people while they attend church using a gun. Homophobic Muslim kills a bunch of gays at a night club with guns. Antisemite kills a bunch of Jews outside a community center with a gun. Multiple psycho guys kill people in dozens of shootings at schools and movie theaters using guns.

L…

In other words, we have a private organization that tell us how to rule our country. Not congress, not the President, just a bunch of fat pigs sitting on their behinds, high-fifing each other anytime another AR-15 gets bought.

I came here to add something meaningful to the conversation but all my brain will let my fingers type is “OH FUCK RIGHT OFF WITH YOUR SHIT!”

“What happened this past week is the NRA, the whole blame ISIS thing, said ‘hey, don’t look at the guns, look over here, divert your attention, take your eyes off the problem,’ because they don’t want to face the embarrassment of their failure in this gun control area, and they want to cover their butts and not talk…