I think I saw this film. Spoiler alert, in the end: dude calls his shot, surprises everyone with a two-out bunt, and magically beats out the throw to first.

Ugh, this is all they had to do to ruin porn; associate it with Ted Cruz and Mike Huckabee.

Always bothers me when someone is called out for a slip-up on porns. Borders on kink shaming IMO.

We certainly could, but many of the rest of us are not anti-immigration jabbering TV pundits who argue forcefully against the same amnesty our immigrant ancestors benefitted from.

I feel like she’s having her Justin Bieber moment where she’s trying to grow up and switch genres/personas but damn it’s just not working for me. Which is good cuz I didn’t wanna like her anyway.

i kind of wonder how much swift’s media team pays for all this coverage?

And it’s okay!

Well, I’d be impressed if the show featured pop culture references from the future.

“after refusing to violate hospital policy”

Put it in “H”!

Remember Alf? He’s back... in pog form!

“So, a person who wears a dumb “geisha girl” costume is not the same fucking thing as Lafcadio Hearn (Koizumi Yakumo) who assimilated and chose to live and breathe the culture.”

Supposedly the flood waters won’t crest until later this week, at which point he might need enough blocks that would make the entire structure unstable and unsafe to be around.

Let’s split the difference, every blogger only gets one idea, but a limitless number of posts (the Hamilton Nolan origin story)

It’s the whole premise of purposely taking a bad take and being earnest about it and that in and of itself being funny, not the actual material. Unfortunately, satire only works when it’s good.

He only has one post; he just keeps changing the title…

He has his pulse on this 33 year old liberal nerd.

Better idea:

apparently she has the flu and was receiving IV fluids before the show

OK, I did a 5 minute “investigation”... Corey Feldman said that “Haim was just 11 when... a man raped him on a movie set”. I checked when Corey Haim was 11, it would be 1983, so I checked which movie of his came out in 1984 and it was “Firstborn” and the A-List Actor that is in it is Robert Downey Jr. I don’t know if…