No, YOU’RE crying

Samer,

I must take this into consideration.

Counterpoint: No, they won’t win today.

So he beat up on dogshit teams and muddled through the rest of the year and wins the Heisman. Got it.

Second thought, also no snark - he’s secretly gay and can’t come to terms with coming out, which would explain the first thought.

Since you’re impotent that point is pretty meaningless.

nah

Is it me or does 2016 have a bad stench to it?

Was it the good eye or the bad one?

Reading this makes me emotional.

Unfortunately, kinja does not have the functionality to embed your fiance’s resume into a comment.

You will forever be my favorite kotaku writer.

The genre is referred to as AG Racing, which stands for anti-gravity. But sure, let’s continue argue over shit for no reason.

I don’t. Fuck Gwent.

Let me get this straight. Deathstroke is Slade Wilson and Deadpool is Wade Wilson?

In other news I’m heartbroken I wasn’t ungrayed in the great ungraying today. Like, breathing into a paper bag and CRYING. (ish.)

“Actor” is a stretch. “Person who is paid to appear in motion pictures” seems more appropriate.

Mine was: