Nah boo-uddy, Boa-bee from Quinzee ain’t takin no cahhhls since Big Papi retired, jew ahhh thinkin Sully from Dah-err-chess-tah

I clicked the comments JUST FOR THIS
I NEED TO KNOW SO BADLY I DON’T HAVE PUNS, ONLY CAP
(...illaries? that’s an eye vein right? v-eye-n?... :) )

dude if this guy was on my street id cross to the other side. I wouldn’t want to mess with that psycho if I got paid for it. You all can find the beer thrower, I am gonna keep from getting my eyes stabbed out by icicles (cuz like, it melts, so it leaves no evidence bro) and stay the fuck away from that guy

I got shivers at the Corellia part. That was the planet my first house was on too. I might have to scope it out now that im not using an antiquated machine to run it. the complexity of the systems was amazing - everyones character was unique.

I hope they fixed the Jedi grind though, that was... a bad system, to say the…

this is such a fucking pointless “facebook profile picture swap” “protest” that it blows my mind and also makes me want to literally blow my mind and skull off with a shotgun. Nobody gives a shit about what you do during the national anthem, this is fucking peacocking, manufactured controversy where everyone argues on…

Rich Arquette said that she didnt identify as transgender at the time of her death, she identified as “gender curious”. some days would present male some days would present female.

yeah, so maybe I did, and you chose to reply with a dismissive rather than clarifying. It’s obvious Shmurda got railroaded because of the music he produced, and I’m not catching how he caved into anything other than false charges he couldn’t beat. So please explain. I don’t understand why Shmurda did something to…

so Shmurda was supposed to go to court, get locked up for the rest of his life, just to “fight the man”? this plea deal is a huge victory, because the lawyer was right, there’s no way the kid was going to get a friendly jury. He’ll be out in 2-3 with serious street cred and gets to live his life. Nobody is happy about…

hoverboards aren’t actual hoverboards

it was re-shared to deadspin, you fucking twat, and i clicked the fucking article to say what i fucking said, you fucking twat. I didnt fucking actually fucking read it, since we’re dropping f bombs f or no reason fuckface

Remember LeRoy Butler? invented the Lambeau leap. Packers secondary has been garbage since he left.
Remember Natrone Means? that guys name was Natrone. That was awesome.
Remember Kordell Stewart? In retrospect it was almost like the white people let him play so they could talk shit about him. That guy was so overrated…

who the fuck cares about Trump on Deadspin?
The only good part about losing Gawker.com was that I have to specifically seek out individual interests, which, don’t involve the fucking trump blog. 0 relation to sports

it is a really cool game. The Witcher, that is. Not the tired ass “card game within the RPG” mechanic that wasn’t any cooler 20 years ago than it is today

there is no such thing as “alt right”. they swim in the same river of bullshit come election day. going with the term “alt right” absolves the right wing as a whole for the sins of racists and xenophobes, the people that they have all but openly courted for 40 years now. They don’t get to wash their hands of this shit…

if you’re 30, you’re not a millenial. that means you were born in 1986. that means you’re the oldster at the kegger nobody wants to talk to unless you have tits. Get off the college campuses and stop making the next generation weak with their inability to cope with conflict

I mean, they aren’t wrong, Tirico is pretty awful. Anything you can do to further seperate yourself from the Tony Kornheiser era the better

oh, so jezebel is where the trump blog is moving to from gawker.com

I can’t wait to read the same jokes everyone else on social media / tv / blogs / etc makes all day long on jezebel instead!

i love that you interrupted a non Trump thing to talk about Trump, because the Trump “humor” is what made wilmore unwatchable. He was not “giving voice to the under represented”, all he did was spend 20 minutes telling Trump jokes until an awkward panel segment that made Bill Maher sound like a Rhodes Scholar. By the…