There’s been some of that, but I think even in that it really only comes for celebrities who are dumb enough to whine about being “locked down” in their massive homes with yards and in ground pools and the disposable income to endlessly have everything delivered to them. There are plenty of celebrities who have made a…

The thing about being a rich, successful celebrity is that, outside of the sort of dweebs who obsessively read wsws.org, people don’t necessarily begrudge celebrities their wealth most of the time. You can even show it off, in the right forum. A tasteful showing of your home where you are neither demure nor arrogant.…

I think sometimes people try to be “subtle” by completely obfuscating something they should put at least a bit finer a point on. To make the joke Sedaris was trying to make you have to give the joke hearer something to cue off of that the customer characters are ridiculous and unsympathetic before you get to the crux…

Problem is a majority of Republicans are not on board with leaving pot users alone, so Republican elected officials have to consider the reality that cultural conservatives are good at primarying out people who can be cast as “LERBTERDS!!!11!1!11!!!” and they vote accordingly.

They don’t want to tell you that they are arguing that Moby Dick should go away entirely, so instead what they do is pick out the rantings of some inane moron YA writers (redundant as that may be) to cloak their argument in “BUT RERCERSTS LIEK MERBER DERCK!”

“certain aspects of the email you sent last night to non-management employees in the brain group reflect behavior that is inconsistent with the expectations of a Google manager,

Defunding them is [insert things that don’t mean the word you said first because you are a raging dingaling]

League of Legends is free to play, with most purchases being cosmetic items. Same goes for rival DOTA,

League of Legends is free to play, with most purchases being cosmetic items. Same goes for rival DOTA,

And like all things Great Value, there is at least one aspect he matches the brand name stuff in, and in Dornan’s case, it’s his general good humor about his station in life. You can tell he knows he has it good and finds that balance of not being obsequious towards those of us who don’t, while also not taking himself…

I do too, because ultimately Democrats didn’t pick candidates that will go for it.  I only raised  the point because Justice is lecturing President Obama about what “people” want ... asserting that they want something that most people don’t actually want.

A slogan’s first, second, third and fourth job is to be catchy and uncomplicated. They don’t even have to convey a message so much as they do a good job of getting people to take notice of your movement. #defundthepolice does neither of those things.

I love how you talk about “what people want” without actually citing any evidence that people actually want those things.

Also, he has to secretly like at least one Uwe Boll film.

When you are talking about the SCOTUS, there is no one else to appeal to in order to “throw it out”.

Conviction in the Senate requires a 2/3rds vote. Thing is, even if it was a simple majority, it wouldn’t happen even if Democrats win both runoff elections in Georgia. Joe Manchin will never go for it, and in the case of impeaching two judges, neither will any number of very precariously perched purple state senators,…

I feel like this is a no brainer. Rats falling on you. If you fall on the rats, there’s no telling how deep that pile is, how many them you will smash, and you aren’t in control until you get your bearings and get back up, assuming you can manage to get your feet under you.

Who ends up sitting in the middle of a mud flat in a suit and tie?

Which, in fairness, once she does the time and they pay the fine, they will have paid more to the state than the cost to educate whoever her daughter displaced. She’s a bad person, but as far as reasonable restitution goes, it will be hard to argue that they haven’t made it. Shrug.

Of course, this is all a part of the Celebrity sub-category for worst Chrises. Chris Pratt’s bad church and likely bad politics are bad,  Chris Brown’s abusiveness is worse, but I’m going to assume that Chris Christie’s done more real damage to people. Also probably Chris Collins.