Please send emails to both Governor Jerry Brown and the UC regents:

#notallguys but #mostguysbecauseitsguysguys

Geez, I wonder why the adjuncts need food stamps. Hmmmmmm....

Can we talk about the fact that UC regents apparently make around $400K a year? FUCK THIS GUY WITH A MEMORY FOAM MATTRESS.

Davis? I graduated in ‘03 and man that town has changed.

I was THISCLOSE to posting a pic of that book.

Yep. I imagine this guy was awful at 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, and 70.

Brilliant!

He really learned from OJ Simpson!

“I can assure you that you can teach an old dog new tricks,” he said, committing to work to bridge any generation gap.”

Apparently, you can’t teach this dog any new tricks, because he continues to harass employees. It might work if rather than simply leave, these employees reported him to the UC board of regents and…

I’m sorry to any women who’ve experienced comments like these.

Happy birthday to your dad. I’m not trying to sound harsh, but he’s a fucking unicorn if he’s never spoken to women this way, especially at 67.

12-year term

Me: [kicks Pattiz square in the nuts]

I’m sorry to any women who’ve experienced comments like these.

Let me say this as a straight, white Jewish male:

Hold it... he’s 73, and just appointed to a second 12-year term!?!?!

If I did that thing that was literally recorded on audio and played for multiple people to prove that I’m a rat bastard sexual predator?

IF he did it he’s sorry 😐 IF

IF I DID THAT.