Good on you! Relegate the shit you hate to do to good ol’ wifey! That’s why you got her, right?

“No.”

YOUR definition is the one we all wish were true. Patriarchy decrees otherwise.

He did this? The women involved said it was him? Or ... nah

Her being a mother adds to her qualifications. For sure. Nowhere did he say it’s the only thing that qualifies her.

100% with you. I absolutely get it. You are RIGHT.

Because being a mother means you usually do the vast majority of all parenting, while having to juggle all the other shit in your life. For doing this, you gwt criticized, shamed, mocked, sneered at, belittled, and diminished. Especially by people who aren’t parents but still swear that motherhood is unimportant or…

That’s the “comedy” part. Hyperbole. Exaggeratoon. Devices used by funny people everywhere.

Being a mother is a HUGE deal if you are a mother. It absolutely gives one experience in things one would never get elsewhere.

That was amazing.

SERIOUSLY. I always wonder if people know that it can literally take hours and hours and hours to turn a ship around.

Both of them secretly mocking/laughing over asshole GWB putting his hands on Merkel ...

I love all this and I hope we CAN change the meaning of “bitch” from “woman who won’t do what someone, usually a man, wants” to all the things you said.

Remarking on what a good mother she is, and remarking on the FACT that it is mostly WOMEN who do the parenting is not “sexist.”

When dads are doing a full-on 50% of parenting in every household in the world, I’ll be interested in entertaining this notion.

No, a bitch is any woman who rebuffs a man.

Jesus. YES. As long as they are ADULTS.

Do you know what a “private e-mail server” is? Explain.

Colin Powell

It was standard operating procedure, though. It absolutely was.