Who gives a shit about that?

Well lets just loot and burn things until he does.

A "hands up, don't shoot" protest couldn't save Mike Brown. I mean, nobody could stop Larry Hughes from shooting.

Tampa Bay is going to make the same gesture all season to assure opponents they washed their hands.

"We just wanted everybody to know that we support Michael and acknowledge what happened in Ferguson,'' Brandon Meriweather said.

Well he's being very passive-aggressive. He should have went and got back in the car he used to run her off the road with. She says crazy things but he's wrong, too. Putting a camera in someone's face and telling them to calm down when you've just assaulted them with your vehicle, and then failing to leave because…

I said this in another thread, but I use a burner account not because I am trolling but because I am AFRAID of those kinds of people being able to hack into the Gawker (or other blog) system and retrieve my personal information if I happen to say something that pisses them off one day. (I've said stuff on here I…

You still would of drowned.

He literally plays the exact same character in every single movie: bald badass who has to right a wrong/defend a child by brutally destroying the bad guys through cars/guns/fists. And damnit if they aren't all awesome

Um, you can certainly nearly kill someone. If I shoot you in the chest, and the doctor saves you 60 seconds before you would have bled out, I think it's safe to say I nearly killed you. Just because something is what you call a binary process doesn't mean you can't nearly do it. If I jump up and try to touch the…

"But the masturbatory victory lap looks like it fucked him in the long run."

If he wants to be a Cowboy for the rest of his life, he should just get in a car with Josh Brent

Don't feel bad, Kim. Based on the state of my back, Kanye has been controlling /neglecting me, too.

If she's the most influential person in the world then let's put her to good use rather than traveling around singing and dancing. Perhaps we should send Beyonce in to negotiate peace between the Israelis and Palestinians then? Or she can work out a deal for the Tibetans with the Chinese? Maybe secure the safe return…

Time Magazine, like every other player in the flailing and failing print industry, puts the person most likely to sell magazines on the cover of the "most influential" issue. If anyone honestly believes that Beyonce is more influential in the global sphere than, I don't know, actual world leaders, I would recommend…

I know. They have been so low-key and unassuming. It's not fair.

They should if this isn't just an attempt at forcing the other stations to lower their prices, but generally small areas like this have gas markups of 20-40 cents per gallon over wholesale, while more densely populated areas have around 10 cent a gallon markups... with the price drop they talk about it leads me to…

Wait...I really thought, "was a phone really worth it?" would be directed at the asshole who shot someone in the fucking head, and not the woman who didn't want to hand over her shit from the asshole trying to steal it. I get it - I'd hand over my phone because I'd rather live than be bummed out over losing my high…

In general on all the Gawker sites (some way worse than others) there is A LOT of personal opinion and blog posts. I recognize that that's what this is, and that should be your defense. Quite honestly, you can't defend yourself (collectively) against the claim that you are unprofessional (not fact checkers and…