Warners & Universal could make a killing if they took this idea, slapped it in a plastic bag with some nice, washable collector’s cups and sold it at the theme parks as “Butterbeer Quidditch”.

Whew - slow down there. I don’t think either “Horace” or Doug have suggested trying to steal the cars.

Thank you, you’re truly doing the Lord’s work, JMB.

Who hasn’t thought about punching a bike cop?

How is this even a question?